...it's like
dr_beowulf tells his students in his day job in Darkest Arkansas:
"If there IS an Intelligent Designer, he's a complete pervert."
Warning: Animal sexual congress described with words that are not necessarily Safe for Work, but there are no graphical depictions of naughtybits anywhere.
Bonus points for: Mentioning Captain Jack Harkness as one of the very few things more "sexually versatile" than dolphins.
Thanks,
tanrinia!
-- Lorrie